So have you ever been leaving your house and thinking: "Man, I know I'm getting evicted because I missed rent, and I have no money because I blew it all in the casino, but I feel like gambling right now. But I'm broke as a joke, and only my successful siblings really have a reason to laugh, so what do I do?"
Well, I have a suggestion for you!
...Get yourself banned from all casinos and go see a therapist.
And also do like the casinos and rig the game to be in your favor with this deck!
Perfect for us cowards who want to play a gambling deck, but know that we probably won't have a hilarious victory based on pure luck.
I should really just make myself a deck reminiscent of Russian roulette and stop *****-footing around.
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