Destined for Basedness

less so "destined for basedness" and more so "destined to lose 6 matches 0-2 during the may 2021 chalislime monthly" but still

this past weekend i learned alot of things. that destiny board, to most people, is one of the slickest alternative win conditions and will earn you heaps of respect. that agonizing over making your deck exactly 40 cards isn't the best idea when you're already worried about not being able to include cards that would mesh great with the deck. that the edopro shuffler is a cruel god that refuses to let me see a single super poly or waking the dragon from my side deck. but most importantly, i learned that it doesn't matter if you make the greatest destiny board list in the history of yugioh, any deck that can use effects better than, or equal to, a single raigeki break, will fuck you up.

my dreadful failure aside, it's plain to see how this deck can fuck. dark necrofear setting up for curse necrofear and the dark spirits keeping them in rotation, tour guide and fiendish rhino warrior to set up the grave and help go into the knightmares and maybe even accesscode, dark sanctuary keeping away attacks and protecting your spirit messages as well as giving material for linkuriboh and anima, dark spirit's mastery allowing you to go massively plus if your destiny board is destroyed halfway or your hand spells out "THE" aswell as searching a board or level 8 fiend, which includes abominable unchained soul to let you clap back if your opponent tries to remove your board. it's the coolest shit ever.

and don't even get me started on the side deck, all you need to worry about is the triple super poly, waking, and mystic mine accompanied by the risky set rotation, based one day of peace, handtrap killer called by, and the stupidest card i could think of, lullaby of obedience. it's genuinely fuckin nuts, cashews even. every monster is dark for super poly, popping backrow is literally how you win against destiny board so you can supremely bone them with an exterio, dark sanctuary is basically mystic mine's dropout cousin that's addicted to gambling, so having both in one deck is only natural, and if you're the boldest goober out there you can go and yoink your opponent's most important cards, at worst getting either free material for accesscode or a free discard for super poly and dark spirit's mastery.

now, i know the deck is still very flawed,

 

so yea, that's the deck, a whopping last place finish at the only tournament i bother joining, now leave me alone while i cry about how this somehow did worse than egyptian convulsion and simultaneously remake egyptian convulsion for when the prismatic god box releases

at least i got an accomplice to my based-as-fuck enterings on these chalislimes from this decklist